For Sale

For sale on craigslist ... vehicular equivalent of a "handyman's special" ...

'71 Bug with factory sunroof. All there except the motor. Needs a little work.

For Sale in Wasilla Alaska

No, it's not designer clothing sold by the bag - but you're close!

From the "free" section of Wasilla's craigslist (only because there is no "eww" section):

Do you spin your own wool? I have a white German shepherd and was wondering if any wool spinners out there would like to come get all this hair that I saved from brushing him. If you're interested I'll just keep your number and you can have all the hair there is to come. It's really beautiful and soft and white, you could make some very nice things with it.

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Ok, I just can't resist. Here are a few more things that might show up on Wasilla's craigslist:

• Study guide for the GED. Gently used.
• Book on preventing teen pregnancies. Brand new, never been read.
• Poster of Katie Couric. Perfect for target practice.
• Moose heads. Plenty more where these came from.

tee hee - miss ya Sarah!

For Sale

(from my favorite "free" category on craigslist ... might also be listed under "vaguely erotic household items" or "personals: females seeking electronic appliances")

Free carpet cleaner. Sucks but does not squirt.

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For Sale

Available on craigslist:

(I found this in the "free" section)

bald, female mannequin. only has one arm, and it's not attached. i brought it home bc i thought it was funny but it's really freaking me out PLEASE GET IT OUT OF HERE ASAP!!!

For Sale

Available on craigslist:

Nice 9 foot green heavy cloth market umbrella. One support is broken but could be fixed suitably if your wife is not as picky as mine.