Today, we turn our attention to a serious subject: the State of the Economy. I hesitated at first to write about something that might actually be important. I figured there were other writers out there covering the story who were more informed than I. But I was wrong.
I started performing my usual extensive research, looking for news coverage on the subject (google: Economic crisis ... google: Financial meltdown ... google: AGHHHHH) and I quickly realized that there really is no "news coverage" any more. There's just bloggers, like me.
The nice thing about bloggers is, you generally know where they stand within the first few words. Here are a few examples from actual blogs. As Dave Barry would say, I am not making these up.
- Republicans caused this financial crisis ...
- Democrats caused this financial crisis ...
- Greedy lenders are at the root of the financial crisis ...
- Did your Representative cause the financial crisis? (I didn't read any further, but I suspect the answer is "yes")
And wait! This one is even funnier:
- Did anti-depressants cause the financial crisis? (and if not, can we all have some please?)
It's interesting to see how the bloggers reflect society as a whole. I think if you put us all in a huge metaphorical blender and whirred us around for a minute or two, you would come out with a fairly accurate representation of society as whole. Although of course we would still be wearing pajamas.
The blog headlines do seem to reflect the general tone of the nation, as exemplified so bravely and eloquently by our leaders, George "Can-I-Please-Go-Back-To-Dallas-Now?" Bush, and Hank "Good-Lord-We're-All-Doomed" Paulson.
Here are a few examples, which I did not make up for the most part:
- The World As We Know It Is Going Down
- A Crisis Unmatched Since The Great Depression
- The Politics Of Despair
- What Do We Do Now?
- Where Did Our Money Go??
- Who ARE All These People Who Bought Houses They Couldn't Afford, And Why Are WE Stuck Paying The Bill When We Worked For Years And Played By The Rules, I Mean Dang We Should Have Bought A Million Dollar House, At Least We'd Have Something To Show For It.
As you can tell, these political blogs get a little intense. But fortunately, there are lots of other blogs to explore! Like:
- Spread The Love
- The Grocery Cart Poet
- Brain Dump
and, if those are still too intense for you -
- The Real Housewives of Orange County: Vicki's Family Drama
I would love to get into the intricacies of credit default swaps and the nefarious plotting of the hapless homeowners who conspired to bring down the global economy by having the audacity to think that they might actually deserve three bedrooms and a bath-and-a-half. But I really do need to read Vicki's post about Lauri's magical wedding, which was so intimate and romantic and princessical and - hold on, I need a tissue - and sure to be the start of years and years and years of complete happiness that is probably over already because I hear they got into a huge argument during the reception and I just can't believe it but I think - wait, one more tissue - they may be getting a divorce!!!