No, it's not designer clothing sold by the bag - but you're close!
From the "free" section of Wasilla's craigslist (only because there is no "eww" section):
Do you spin your own wool? I have a white German shepherd and was wondering if any wool spinners out there would like to come get all this hair that I saved from brushing him. If you're interested I'll just keep your number and you can have all the hair there is to come. It's really beautiful and soft and white, you could make some very nice things with it.
Ok, I just can't resist. Here are a few more things that might show up on Wasilla's craigslist:
- Study guide for the GED. Gently used.
- Book on preventing teen pregnancies. Brand new, never been read.
- Poster of Katie Couric. Perfect for target practice.
- Moose heads. Plenty more where these came from.