"A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
~ Tenneva Jordan
"A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."
~ Victor Hugo
"All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother."
~ Abraham Lincoln
"Mom, when I think of you there is one word that comes to mind ... unscrupulous."
~ My son Jim, who is still a member of the family but only because he swears he thought unscrupulous was another word for beautiful.