Here are a few costume suggestions for parents who either
a.) waited too long and now have no good costumes to choose from, or
b.) secretly aren't all that crazy about their children.
Suggestion # 1: UPS Man
Suggestion # 2: Postal Worker
(warning: do not buy this costume if your child already has anger issues)
Suggestion # 3: A Two-Headed Monkey
(this is kind of a cute costume but personally, the 2-head thing kind of freaks me out)
Suggestion # 4: A Nerdy Little Golfer
(do you want your child to get beat up in nursery school? this outfit should do it)
Suggestion # 5: A Peeing Puppy
(mommmm! can you unzip my costume so i can use my hydrant?)
Of course, if you insist on dressing up your little darlings in one of these costumes, the least you can do is to buy one for yourself!
(i dare you.)