Finalissimo! We have reached the last stop on our fabulous 10-day CTCS tour of Italy!
Here we are in the amazing city of Venice, where you can drown while crossing the street, unlike the rest of Italy where you are much more likely to simply be run over by a motorbike.
Fortunately, by the time we got to Venice we had completed our singing schedule so the nice Venetian people did not have to endure one more rendition of Glory Hallelujah Sing My Praises As Loud As You Possibly Can.
I loved Italy, but I was ready to go home.
I was a little tired of thick black coffee that tasted like motor oil.
I was a little tired of being told "This way! Andiamo! Hurry, lazy Americans! Only six museums and ten cathedrals today! Look up! The art work is all on the ceiling! Hurry! Hurry!"
I was even a little tired of my charming roommate Lillian, who by this point had told me her amazing life story involving a wealthy husband who fell one day while shoveling snow in the driveway and suffered permanent brain damage requiring her to be a caretaker at a very young age until he mercifully died and left her the mansion and all his earthly possessions.
I wasn't sure if any of this was true, but it definitely made a great story.
We had a great time, Lillian and me. Especially when the choir wasn't singing.
... and now, I will leave you with a few more pictures and a little reminder:
When in Rome, do as the Romans do ...
Look fabulous at all times
And break into song whenever you feel the urge, unless you are part of the CTCS in which case you really should just look up and enjoy the scenery.