Friday, October 8, 2010

Letters from my agent

(oh darn.)


Dear Lesley:

Thank you for your recent query letter. I agree that it is important to have a catchy title for your novel. However, I must tell you I really don't care for "The World Is About To End You Are Doomed If You Don't Read This Book Immediately." Just being honest! That's my job. Try something a little shorter.

Also, you forgot to mention what the plot would be about.

Keep writing! Success might be just around the corner.

Sincerely,
Rosetta Quakenbush
Literary Agent

2 comments:

Lily Robinson said...

I can't believe you stole my title! LOL Thanks for the giggle...

Fran said...

Honestly. Some literary agents don't know when they've got a star on their hands. Such lack of insight.

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