Saturday, January 31, 2009

Just calm down, people

Last year, Americans were scared. Why? This picture says it all.

Ok! Ok! We're terrified, already.

But this year, the new buzzword isn't "scared." It's "outraged." Why are we outraged? I can give you billions of reasons. The interesting thing is, our outrage is directed at all kinds of different people.

Some of us are outraged at the person pictured above. Some are outraged at Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd. Others are outraged at Barack Obama.

Lots of people make lots of money by telling us we should be outraged. Rush Limbaugh is a master at this. So is Chris Matthews. And Jim Kramer. And Sean Hannity. And Keith Olbermann. Pass around the Prozac.

What we really need to do, is to forgive and forget. Mostly forget.

Let's take a lesson from Sarah Palin. Not that long ago, she was outraged (OUTRAGED!) about Barack Obama's nefarious past. Who could forget those stirring speeches about pallin' around with terrorists? Where is Ms. Palin this weekend? Pallin' around with Barack at a swanky DC party. Hm.

And listen. Some of you are outraged (OUTRAGED!) about the $18.4 billion that was recently doled out in Wall Street bonuses. Now, sure, that was technically your money. But you need to look at the big picture. Take a lesson from Rudy Guiliani.

Mr. Guiliani has come to the defense of the generously-compensated folks on Wall Street, explaining that their bonuses help support restaurants and other businesses in New York City.

Of course! What were we thinking? All of you waiters out there who are slaving away for less than minimum wage should be ashamed of yourselves. Where would you be without those well-padded restaurant patrons who send back their Caesar salads because they specifically asked for three ounces of shredded cheese, not four, you bumble-headed moron?

They left you a fifty cent tip, didn't they?

Just calm down.


gaf85 said...

Lesley, I read the Sunday Newspaper (Watertown Daily Times - Sunday Weekly) and there was an article written by Leonard Pitts JR of the Miami Herald and he had some interesting things to say about Rush Limbaugh being unpatriotic.He also commented that Mr. Limbaugh is calculating in his outrage.
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Lesley said...

Gaf, I looked up the Leonard Pitts article. Excellent! He called Limbaugh's strategy "calculated outrage," which is the perfect name for it.

Thank you so much for the award on your blog! I am honored.

Anonymous said...

Agreed agreed agreed!!!

Corruption everywhere. Vote 'em all OUT!!!



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