Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Hi ho hi ho

(can't talk now, i'm blogging - i mean, working)

I really need to get some work done today. I have about 100 articles to write for the upcoming quarter. I plan to hole up in my office all day, maybe even with the door closed. That's how serious I am.

It doesn't even matter to me that the Octomom just said she thinks Jon Gosselin is hot. Though that could make for a really funny blog post, right? I'm thinking maybe a fractured fairy tale like the ones Fran (Being Miss) is so good at. (don't tell Fran. she gets testy when people steal her ideas.)

Hey, and did you hear that Sarah Palin is going to be on Oprah to talk about her new book? Plus she posted her resume on LinkedIn this week. Bloggers heaven, right there!

Top Ten Questions For Sarah ... or Top Ten Palin Job Offers From LinkedIn ...

I might even get some SEO from those posts! Speaking of which, I really need to check my recent Keyword Activity to see if my strategy of writing "hot sexy babes" in white letters at the bottom of each post is bringing in new readers.

That might explain some of the comments I'm getting.

Then I absolutely MUST pay a quick visit to Smirking Chimp to see what Andy Borowitz is writing about (New iPhone App Detects Balloon Hoaxes). After that it will be time for dinner.

Sorry. No time to talk.

Gotta go.



Fran Hill said...

One hundred articles to write? Forget it. You need to write fairy tales. You need fantasy.

Lily Robinson said...

WOW! A reality show called OctoJon!
What a pair!

Did you hear about the 'other' Palin book to be release the same day? Going Rouge, Sarah Palin, An American Nightmare

Amanda said...

Can we never speak of Sarah Palin again?

I get a little sick every time I hear her name.

Lesley said...

Fran: You're right! I would much rather write fairy tales. To tell the truth, I once had a job that was so stressful, I would go home and write soap operas. I'll tell you about it some time.

Lesley said...

Lily: hahaha! Love it.

Lesley said...

Amanda: I know. Sorry. I went on a Sarah Palin fast for a while. But she's strangely irresistible. Kind of like a car crash.


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