(must be nice ... clearly she is a long way from 50)
How To Sleep Like Someone Who Is Over Fifty:
1. Drink 6 glasses of water just before bedtime.
2. Sprain your ankle.
3. Turn the heat in your bedroom to 82 degrees. At midnight, turn the air conditioning to 55. An hour later, go back to 82. And so on.
4. Give up in frustration at 5 a.m. and tell yourself that you are extra smart and extra productive, since your days have at least 2 extra hours in them compared to everyone else. Slackers.
Warning: Do NOT sit down and watch a movie, read a book, or hold a warm snuggly sleeping baby at ANY time during your extremely long and productive day. In fact, don't sit down at all. You wouldn't want to fall asleep, would you?
Yeah. Me neither.